Quotations

[Joe21]

Do any of you work the Cryptoquote puzzles? Sometimes there are some good ones. Here's a few:

"A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's". Jean Paul Richter

"Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something". Henry David Thoreau

"A man who never does anything he doesn't like, rarely likes anything he does". Anonymous

"A ham is simply an actor who has not been successful in repressing his natural instincts". George Nathan

"If you have time to whine and complain about something, then you have the time to do something about it". Anthony D'Angelo

[Clemson Fan JT]

The last one is one I try to live by

[TigerPappy]

Boy, those are pretty deep:confused:
Again, maybe it just me:D

[WalkingTall]

"The human race is in its best condition when it has the greatest degree of liberty." - Dante

WT

[TigerDelk]

So all you do is whine or is it just about Dabo. lol
The last one is one I try to live by

[TigerDelk]

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? Bob Hope

[TigerDelk]

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. Tom Stoppard

[TigerDelk]

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend. Plautus

[mezmrin]

Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes...that way you're a mile away and have his shoes.

[icmcumin]

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in Government".....Thomas Jefferson.

"Those who would give up essential Liberty to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." .....Ben Franklin.

... and a couple of more humorous ones:

"You're only as young as the woman you feel." Groucho Marx.

"Don't look back; they might be gaining on you." Satchel Paige.

[cubarb1991]

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy...Thomas Jefferson

[cubarb1991]

Don't remember who said it, but this is one of my faves: "Well behaved women rarely make history":)

[mezmrin]

Beer, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. - Homer J. Simpson

[TigerDelk]

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson

[TigerDelk]

Barb I think that ole Ben Franklin was the author of that one.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy...Thomas Jefferson

[TigerDelk]

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Kaiser Wilhelm


Barb I think the Kaiser is calling you. lol

[TigerDelk]

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! Bill Owen

[TigerDelk]

I have a beer belly. Christy Turlington



Yeah right.

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[Clemson Fan JT]

Beer it whats for supper

[TigerDelk]

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. Babe Ruth

[TigerDelk]

And my favorite:


I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. Emo Philips

[mezmrin]

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra

[mezmrin]

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

[mezmrin]

When I read about the evils of drinking....I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

[mezmrin]

I don't drink water....fish f*** in it. - Oscar Wilde

[TigerDelk]

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow. Kinky Friedman

[TigerDelk]

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when was drunk. Richard Burton

[TigerDelk]

No poems can please for long or live that are written by water drinkers. Horace

[cubarb1991]

It was Ben Franklin...guess I should put my beer down;)

Imagine a world without beer...NEVERMIND. Barb

[mezmrin]

Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everybody can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.

[mezmrin]

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. - Demetri Martin

[mezmrin]

Girls are like pianos, when they're not upright they're grand! - Benny Hill

[mezmrin]

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

[Clemson Fan JT]

Beer Quotes can go on forever

[mezmrin]

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did---Not screaming like everybody else in the car.

[mezmrin]

"You're in no condition to drive....wait!! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk" Homer Simpson

[Clemson Fan JT]

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

[mezmrin]

A word to the wise ain't necessary. Its the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

[Clemson Fan JT]

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

[Clemson Fan JT]

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

[Clemson Fan JT]

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

[mezmrin]

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

[Clemson Fan JT]

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

[Joe21]

You can always tell a coot --- but you can't tell them much !!! Pauline Penelope Prudence Purpleshutters.

[Clemson Fan JT]

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

[mezmrin]

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

[Clemson Fan JT]

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

[mezmrin]

Love is grand! Divorce is a hundred grand!

[Clemson Fan JT]

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia

[Clemson Fan JT]

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

[Clemson Fan JT]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

[Clemson Fan JT]

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

[Clemson Fan JT]

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer

[Clemson Fan JT]

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
-- Dave Allen (http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/a/Dave_Allen_1.htm)

[mezmrin]

90% of politicians give the other 10% a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger

[mezmrin]

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good i get, i'll never be as good as a wall. - Mitch Hedberg

[cubarb1991]

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear. Norm

[TigerDelk]

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Alice Thomas Ellis

[TigerDelk]

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met. Kelbo

[TigerDelk]

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." Phyllis Diller

[TigerDelk]

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" Edgar Bergen

[TigerDelk]

"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby

[WalkingTall]

"Wine, Women, and Song are too much for one man. I sure did hate to give up my singing.." - Walkingtall

[Clemson Fan JT]

life is like a box of chocolates.....ya never know what your going to get.......Forest Gumps momma

[Clemson Fan JT]

That Fooseball is the devil.......Waterboys momma

[Joe21]

"If I'd had knowed I coudda goed, I woudda went". Mortimer Snerd

[WalkingTall]

I woke up this morning and the first thing I knew was the last thing I knew..

WT:)

[mezmrin]

Next time you take a shower, think about the first place you wash and the last place i washed. - Joey Tribiani

[TigerDelk]

For Mr Obama:

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw

[Joe21]

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. Vince Lombardi

[Joe21]

Farmer's advice to his family. ----- Eat what you can and what you can't, we'll can.